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Thu 19 January 2017 10:20: Total power is almost in President-elect Bigly's tiny pawed grasp
Fri 20 January 2017 08:00: Four hours to insanity
Fri 20 January 2017 11:59: The end of the world is nigh
Fri 20 January 2017 15:00: Coughing out executive orders like furballs
Sat 21 January 2017 07:00: Inauguration Day +1
Sat 21 January 2017 11:00: The President's first official visit and size issues
Sun 22 January 2017 17:00: The new world of alternative facts
Mon 23 January 2017 23:00: Monday morning blues... for Bigly and the rest of the world
Tue 24 January 2017 21:15: Striking down the First Amendment
Wed 25 January 2017 10:00: Bigly: "Maximum chaos is within my power"
Wed 25 January 2017 17:25: Howls of fury refurberate around the world
Thu 26 January 2017 17:33: The nightmare scenario continues
Tue 28 February 2017 17:30: Big day in tiny pawed cat land
Tue 28 February 2017 23:30: Congress eating out of Bigly's paw—alternative fact
Wed 01 March 2017 20:15: Basking in the glory
Thu 02 March 2017 21:25: The lunatics are running the asylum
Fri 03 March 2017 19:00: And just who is losing their grip on reality?
Sat 04 March 2017 19:33: Wakey wakey... rise and bile
Sun 05 March 2017 17:45: Throwing stones in glass Power Houses
Mon 06 March 2017 19:50: Keeping the rich healthy and the oil flowing
Tue 07 March 2017 23:50: Sometimes bigger is better... like vetcare, budgets, [longer] bathrobes
Wed 08 March 2017 17:13: Lady Liberty an unsuspecting pawn
Thu 09 March 2017 23:53: Bad dudes all round
Fri 10 March 2017 23:59: Alternative facts, untruths, and furry-faced lies
Sat 11 March 2017 16:45: All quiet on the Power House front... almost
Sun 12 March 2017 17:15: New executive order: Saturday night TV cancelled
Mon 13 March 2017 22:13: And the insanity continues
Tue 14 March 2017 21:49: If Purricans can't immigrate to Mew Zealand there's always the off-world option
Wed 15 March 2017 22:45: Slight of paw, misdirection, and CO2 smokescreens
Thu 16 March 2017 11:55: Bigly's big budget day
Thu 16 March 2017 23:59: Budget winners and losers
Fri 17 March 2017 18:13: Bad manners, bad breeding, bad behaviour all round
Sat 18 March 2017 20:55: Delusions and disappointments
Sun 19 March 2017 21:05: Stupid is as stupid does
Mon 20 March 2017 19:45: Start the week as you mean to go on... by lying
Tue 21 March 2017 22:59: Democracy... the minority kind
Wed 22 March 2017 17:45: The fight to keep brains out and steaks in
Thu 23 March 2017 19:03: Biglyworld... where condolences and threats are tweeted equally
Fri 24 March 2017 23:10: President Bigly 0-1 Common Decency
Sat 25 March 2017 16:45: Spinning a win
Sun 26 March 2017 21:00: And on the seventh day...
Mon 27 March 2017 22:10: Monday morning blues for the 74.5% of Purrica who didn't vote for Bigly
Tue 28 March 2017 18:45: Scraping the bottom of barrels including Pickle's empties
Wed 29 March 2017 23:55: Happy hump day Purrica
Thu 30 March 2017 17:59: Privacy is a dish best served cold... with ketchup
Fri 31 March 2017 18:50: You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours
Sat 01 April 2017 17:45: April 1st and it's no joke
Sun 02 April 2017 21:55: Global call to fight alternative facts
Mon 03 April 2017 22:20: If you don't like the law just change it
Tue 04 April 2017 23:55: Busy day in the Power House spanking CEOs
Wed 05 April 2017 19:25: Discarded like the gristle on a well-done steak
Thu 06 April 2017 13:45: The right to free speech... or not
Thu 06 April 2017 21:59: Spend spend spend—it's only taxpayers money
Fri 07 April 2017 20:35: Bullying, bombing, and backing down
Sat 08 April 2017 16:15: BFF with the Jhinese president after last night's very nice chocolate cake with a side order of cruise missiles
Sun 09 April 2017 21:45: Insignificant cats and presidential insecurities
Mon 10 April 2017 18:00: No free lunches unless you're a rich Repurrican
Tue 11 April 2017 16:45: Putting all four paws in one's mouth
Tue 09 May 2017 20:53: Thanks for winning me the Power House... you're fired!
Wed 10 May 2017 17:55: Just another day in an autocracy
Thu 11 May 2017 23:50: Integrity? Not in the Power House
Fri 12 May 2017 17:59: Put crap in get crap out, the fight for our kittens health
Sat 13 May 2017 23:15: The almighty Bigly and 18,000 evangelicals
Sun 14 May 2017 18:00: It's Mother's Day... the president just thought it up
Mon 15 May 2017 21:40: Public; Confidential; Secret; Top Secret; Codeword—it's all the same to the president
Tue 16 May 2017 23:15: Loose lips on a tiny pursed mouth
Wed 17 May 2017 19:15: Revenge is sweet and unfireable
Thu 18 May 2017 18:20: Fake news and witch hunts
Fri 19 May 2017 13:00: Presidential perils when faced with foreign littertrays and kibble
Fri 19 May 2017 23:10: Kissing some furry butts with guns and promises
Sat 20 May 2017 23:59: Shiny things
Sun 21 May 2017 21:45: Applauding countries who practise feline rights violations
Mon 22 May 2017 16:25: Digging holes
Tue 23 May 2017 20:45: God meets the Pope
Wed 24 May 2017 23:15: Pursuing peace with budget cuts and bluster
Thu 25 May 2017 17:55: Chalk up another fail for autocracy and a rare win for democracy
Wed 31 May 2017 23:59: The world sleeps uneasily tonight
Thu 01 June 2017 18:10: Climate change be damned
Fri 02 June 2017 17:45: Bigly is still president and yes he's still screwing the planet
Sat 03 June 2017 21:55: Me me me me me... ego trip day [again] for the president
Sun 04 June 2017 19:10: President of USofP attacks Mayor of Londinium
Mon 05 June 2017 23:55: Privilege, executive or otherwise
Tue 06 June 2017 20:35: Testimony day TD-2
Wed 07 June 2017 22:35: Secrets and lies
Thu 08 June 2017 18:45: It's volcano day...brace yourselves
Fri 09 June 2017 17:45: Busy day renewing old hostilities and creating new ones
Sat 10 June 2017 20:10: Pointless promises and the art of the backstab
Sun 11 June 2017 13:45: And on the 7th day... flutterstorms
Sun 11 June 2017 18:30: Here Kitty Kitty!
Mon 12 June 2017 08:00: BREAKING NEWS! Bigly family wins temporary injunction cancelling series premiere of The Weekly Show with Jon Stewfur
Mon 12 June 2017 19:55: You can't keep a good cat down for long Bigly
Tue 13 June 2017 17:45: Country cat confuscates and the cat whisperer colludes
Wed 14 June 2017 21:20: Knock knock. Who's there? Sue. Sue who? Sue the president
Thu 15 June 2017 23:15: The art of the deal... the only way is the Bigly way
Fri 16 June 2017 19:50: Keep on digging Bigly, the alt-right quilters are on your side
Sat 17 June 2017 17:45: Givin' it some catitude!
Sun 18 June 2017 21:10: Creating an extinction event with that big beautiful wall... that hasn't started and can't be paid for
Mon 19 June 2017 22:40: Think it was bad when you woke up? It'll be much worse by the end of the day
Tue 20 June 2017 18:50: It feels good to do nice things for friends... the rich ones that is
Wed 21 June 2017 17:45: Family first, Purrica first, make Purrica great again... in that order
Thu 22 June 2017 21:55: A big beautiful wall that generates power
Fri 23 June 2017 16:50: The rich cat poor cat divide
Sat 24 June 2017 23:59: Earth, the one and only
Sun 25 June 2017 21:20: "BiglyDon'tCare is a winner this time"... don't hold your breath
Mon 26 June 2017 17:25: Travel ban ban banned
Tue 27 June 2017 21:15: More fallout than a nuclear disaster
Wed 28 June 2017 18:45: Egotistical fake news with the president's blessing
Fri 21 July 2017 15:55: If you can't take the heat
Sat 22 July 2017 19:55: Pardon me?
Tue 25 July 2017 21:45: Scout jamboree turns into vitriolic political grandstanding
Wed 26 July 2017 23:59: President U-turn strikes again
Thu 27 July 2017 19:50: $84 million dollars worth of what?
Fri 28 July 2017 22:30: If at first you don't succeed... or at second... or at third...
Mon 31 July 2017 16:20: BREAKING NEWS! Backstabber shivs the front stabber
Tue 01 August 2017 15:45: New month, new opportunities to mess up
Wed 02 August 2017 18:45: Liar, liar, furry pants on fire
Thu 03 August 2017 23:50: A $398 million dump... according to the president
Fri 04 August 2017 18:55: Bluffing is not a good idea when the receiving end doesn't actually care
Tue 08 August 2017 17:15: Meetings and calls! Presumably held on the greens
Wed 09 August 2017 22:20: It's never advisable to poke a mentally unstable despot in the eye with a sharp stick
Thu 10 August 2017 20:30: Be very, very nervous... Purrica
Fri 11 August 2017 15:50: Locked and loaded and stupid
Sat 12 August 2017 22:20: Heil Bigly!
Sun 13 August 2017 21:20: The president sticks to his guns... and those of the militia, KKK, Nazis, white supremacists...
Mon 14 August 2017 18:50: Too little too late... president pretends to condemn racism and hate groups as PR stunt
Tue 15 August 2017 22:50: President 180 does it again
Wed 16 August 2017 20:45: President pretends he took his ball away first, even after players have already walked off in disgust
Thu 17 August 2017 16:50: Young beautiful pussy joins the presidents staff
Fri 18 August 2017 17:45: Pickled Pickle in a pickle
Mon 21 August 2017 18:00: Secret Service broken by the president in just 7 months
Wed 23 August 2017 21:00: “Back up you creep...”
Thu 24 August 2017 15:59: Forgiving racists and insulting rabbis
Fri 25 August 2017 18:20: Witch hunts good and bad, and another mentally deranged insignificant cat tries to get some attention
Sat 26 August 2017 15:45: 'Unleash the Kraken'
Sun 27 August 2017 21:20: Common sense and Purrican derision slide off the president's greasy combover like water off a duck's back
Tue 29 August 2017 22:30: The president promises protection in return for worship, and militarises the police
Wed 30 August 2017 17:50: The only thing that really matters is coming out on top every time
Thu 31 August 2017 21:20: Felinitarian assistance from Mexico to help Purricans in need
Fri 01 September 2017 18:45: Holding deportation over the heads of Daka Dreamers, just another way the neutered president gets his kicks
Sat 02 September 2017 20:45: The president and first cat pretend to be interested in the feline misery of Hurricane Harvey for approval ratings
Sun 03 September 2017 18:45: Dim von Duck pokes Bigly with a nuclear stick
Mon 04 September 2017 21:50: Spanking or sanctions, the end result will be the same—no halt to North Korea's nuclear ambitions
Tue 05 September 2017 17:55: Making a profit at the expense of world peace
Thu 07 September 2017 21:55: Sticking it to the Repurricans
Mon 11 September 2017 16:30: Purrica remembers...
Tue 12 September 2017 13:50: President buys shares in nuclear blast shelter companies around the world
Thu 14 September 2017 22:30: Bigly goes into the protection racket, Canada says "eh?"
Fri 15 September 2017 16:55: The enemy of the heavenly state will be destroyed
Sun 17 September 2017 16:20: Total annihilation is within my power brags president
Mon 18 September 2017 15:50: Taking an easy day to prepare for spanking the United Catnations tomorrow
Tue 19 September 2017 18:30: In first United Catnations speech president sticks with what he knows... hate, bigotry, racism, and warmongering
Wed 20 September 2017 16:30: Just 41 minutes sets world peace back by a decade
Thu 21 September 2017 21:20: Not so pretty in pink, and presidential size issues strike again
Fri 22 September 2017 23:55: Despotic madman insults mentally deranged dotard
Sat 23 September 2017 21:45: Chocolate cake embargo
Mon 25 September 2017 23:55: Double standards and understanding the definition of felon
Tue 26 September 2017 15:55: Just one little button and an idiot wielding it
Wed 27 September 2017 11:50: Choosing sexual predation over female cats emancipation
Thu 28 September 2017 21:45: Butt prints do count as biometric security
Sat 30 September 2017 18:30: President attempts a mini genocide to clear out some USofP undesirables
Sun 01 October 2017 12:15: Dementia ridden president's dictatorship discards diplomacy
Tue 03 October 2017 16:45: President tells Puerto Ricans they're lucky they didn't have a real catastrophe like Katrina
Wed 04 October 2017 17:55: Basking in the glory of ignorance and arrogance
Sun 08 October 2017 15:40: Fanning the flames
Mon 09 October 2017 13:10: Dismantling the Clean Power Plan and turning national parks into open cast mines
Tue 10 October 2017 21:10: President's new drug regime with just one side effect... insanity
Wed 11 October 2017 15:55: Pushing Dim a little more towards the precipice of insanity
Sat 14 October 2017 21:10: Hypocrisy of having a fire prevention week while president insists on stoking fires
Sun 15 October 2017 18:20: Rumours that Power House staff are researching the 25th Amendment
Mon 16 October 2017 15:45: New sexual predation lawsuit launched against the groper-in-chief
Tue 17 October 2017 17:45: Just what is the 25th Amendment?
Wed 18 October 2017 17:50: It's not only Repurricans that think the president is mad
Thu 19 October 2017 18:45: Former Democat and Repurrican presidents rebuke incumbent bully-in-chief
Fri 20 October 2017 21:10: Fake painting reported by 'fake news' as genuine fake
Tue 24 October 2017 15:50: Coarse, ignorant, debasing—just a few words used to describe the president
Wed 25 October 2017 16:45: Purrican President takes credit for Chinese President's second term
Fri 27 October 2017 13:30: Press secretary holds down second job as wicked witch of the west
Sun 29 October 2017 15:55: Dim wonders if wearing makeup will get him closer to a 10 and a presidential grope
Mon 30 October 2017 20:45: Attempts to remove president's power to go to war underway
Tue 31 October 2017 19:10: Anti-press briefing cancelled at the Power House
Wed 01 November 2017 12:05: Weasel Brother #1 struggles with spelling and difference between socialism and capitalism
Thu 02 November 2017 16:55: Bully-in-chief attempts to bully in justice
Fri 03 November 2017 22:00: World peace... all 11 minutes of it
Sun 05 November 2017 21:30: Bigly's a blowhard say former Repurrican presidents
Mon 06 November 2017 21:00: President accuses Japanese hosts of insulting Purrica by trade deficits, Japanese hosts smile, bow, and promise to do better
Wed 08 November 2017 23:20: Asia's secret weapon... pandering to the ego of an orange autocrat
Thu 09 November 2017 17:30: President confirms he will solve all of world's problems
Sat 11 November 2017 13:45: Old lunatic reiterates desire to nuke young lunatic
Sun 12 November 2017 17:55: It would be very nice if Dim would be my friend
Tue 14 November 2017 15:20: Congress reviews president's authority to nuke at will
Wed 15 November 2017 16:00: Ghost hunter tipped for Alabama top judge position
Thu 16 November 2017 15:45: Sly increases shareholding in Diapers'R'Us as president's incontinence deteriorates
Sat 18 November 2017 21:30: President's power to pardon himself negates unlawful launching of nuclear missiles
Tue 21 November 2017 18:45: President neuters net neutrality
Thu 23 November 2017 23:59: Happy Thanksgiving Purrica