Coughing out executive orders like furballs

Shortly after the inauguration President Bigly took possession of the Power House which had already had the tasteful furnishings of the outgoing president and first cat removed, and the faux gold of the incoming president brought in.

President Bigly sat himself down in the Squircle Office, and as he admired his reflection in the polished wood desk top he purred "It is mine, all mine," over and over and over.

After his daughter, son-in-law, and sycophants filed into the Squircle Office President Bigly began the task of completely dismantling the previous president's legacy—his first priority to give Princess her promised carte blanche; he then moved on to striking down the nepotism law; then repealed the federal mortgage break that first-time buyers were receiving to help them stay on the home ownership ladder; and finally he withdrew vet insurance from all the cats who had previously been unable to get coverage before Hendrixcare was created.

Not caring that cats—citizens of Purrica—would once again die without the means to pay for vet care, or might become homeless, President Bigly rubbed his paws together in catisfaction, and then left to spend the evening dancing, eating, and bathing in adoration.