And just who is losing their grip on reality?

Friday morning did not start any better than Thursday ended. Yesterday the Attorney General finally recused himself from the investigation into Borisland meddling in the 2016 United States of Purrica election. Still maintaining he had done nothing wrong he hoped to deflect attention from the fact that he lied under oath at his confirmation hearing.

Following his usual mantra of attack is the best form of defence, President Bigly was in a belligerent mood over the whole Attorney General being caught with the Borisian ambassador issue. Bellowing to Screetch in her upstairs backroom cupboard office—personally chosen by Princess—he demanded more alternative facts to distract the world's attention from all the skeletons in his and his staff's closets.

The best Screetch could manage so far was a photo from 2003 showing a top Democat having a doughnut and coffee with President Boris of Borisland. Though unlike the Attorney General's sneaky meetings this one was held in full view of the world's press.

Political commentator Salem Colpurr:

"Last night the president tweeted the Democats had lost their grip on reality, and this morning he was demanding an investigation into the two top Democats who met Boris in 2003 and 2010—that's 14 and 7 years ago respectively folks, and not just before the 2016 election.

"By the way President Bigly, you spell it h-e-r-e-b-y as I noticed you were having trouble with it and had to delete the first few flutters. Perhaps you might pick up some spelling hints if you borrow one of Kitty's Dr Seuss books."

And in a stunning revelation news broke that Pious had used a private email account for public business when he was Governor of Windiana, but unlike the Democatic presidential candidate who used an encrypted personal email server, Pious had used an unsecured personal AOL email account for matters covering littertray security and other delicate government business.

To make matters worse, Pious fell for a phishing scheme just before he landed the vice-president ticket, proving that matters of security aren't the closest thing to his mind—his bible is. After not learning his lesson and merely switching to a new AOL account, Pious finally gave up using his personal unsecured email account after being sworn in as vice-president.

Political commentator Salem Colpurr:

"It's good to see hypocrisy is alive and well in the bible belt. No doubt Pious is currently avoiding standing under trees and has taken to wearing rubber boots as he must be expecting a bolt of lightning to strike him down at any time for this latest juicy scandal to dog the Power House.

"A former Democatic presidential adviser commented that he was having trouble choking down the vomit, bring it up I say, perhaps a national day of vomiting furballs could be arranged."

With the Power House still leaking information like the proverbial sieve, members of the administration have been running around like headless chickens trying to plug the leaks with their paws, furballs, litter, and when they can get away with it, some of Screetch's terrible wardrobe choices. The Department of Littertray Security is also on full alert in case it's uncovered that they are responsible for the leaks after receiving email security training from Pious.

Political commentator Salem Colpurr:

"And as the sun sets it's been just another typical day in the Power House. The president still enjoys historically low approval ratings, the provenance of his administration team is under intense scrutiny, and to top that off he's at his winter Power House again this weekend at a cost of $3 million to the Purrican taxpayer—another historic record... for the most costly commute."