Total power is almost in President-elect Bigly's tiny pawed grasp

President-elect Bigly stood at the window of the clocktower in Bigly International Hotel and looked towards the Power House, official residence of the President. Tomorrow, he thought, this and so much more will all be mine. I will be the most powerful cat in the world, and the world will do my bidding.

He turned and gazed at the family members and sycophants gathered around him.

"Tomorrow will be a yuge day for me when I become leader of the most powerful country in the world, the United States of Purrica."

Enthusiastic applause greeted this statement as he continued.

"Princess, as First Kitteness you will be at my right paw, and the first executive order I will sign will be to give you permission to continue to promote your bling line while standing beside someone as important as me. Gifts to visiting dignitaries will be chosen from the items under the Princess label that aren't selling well."

"Sly, as my Senior Power House Advisor and favoured son-in-law you will be at all security briefings, and have the final say over all Government advisors. My second executive order will dispose of the nepotism law."

"Screetch, your job is simple, spin everything into alternative facts."

"Pious, you were chosen purely to appeal to the religious extremists that would not have otherwise voted for me in a million years. As your reward you will get the anti-abortion law you dream of, the cessation of Planned Parenthood, and we will dissolve gay marriages."

"Kitty, as I no longer need you to put on a show of family unity your place will be taken by Princess, including your Power House office space. You can stay in Mew York with our youngest kitten and just turn out to pose and pout when I order you to."

President-elect Bigly rubbed his paws together, "After tomorrow no one can stop me from running Purrica how I want. I will Make Purrica Great Again!"