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President-elect Bigly stood at the window of the clocktower in Bigly International Hotel and looked towards the Power House, official residence of the President. Tomorrow, he thought, this and so much more will all be mine. I will be the most powerful cat in the world, and the world will …

Inauguration day dawned, and as President-elect Bigly performed his morning ablutions in front of the mirror he purred to himself, "Today you become the most powerful cat in the world. You deserve this. The others are all losers. From today you are the law." Swaggering into the breakfast room he …

Standing at the inauguration ceremony with all the world's eyes on the first family-elect Bigly turned to a radiantly smiling Kitty, "Look at Princess, now she looks like a First Cat, you look like the maid." As soon as he turned back to his adoring—but sparse—crowds Kitty's face …

Shortly after the inauguration President Bigly took possession of the Power House which had already had the tasteful furnishings of the outgoing president and first cat removed, and the faux gold of the incoming president brought in. President Bigly sat himself down in the Squircle Office, and as he admired …

The morning after the inauguration President Bigly rose at dawn and repeated his morning mantra in the bathroom mirror, "You are a winner, everybody loves you, you are powerful." After applying a double coat of lacquer to his fur combover, as he would be at the Cats Intelligence Agency (CIA …

In an effort to pour milk on the turbulent waters he had created in his feud with the Cats Intelligence Agency, President Bigly travelled to CIA headquarters to tell them he supported them yugely. Despite previously likening them to Nazi's he used the opportunity of standing before the memorial wall …

With no intention of attenuating his social media posting habits President Bigly fluttered at 5:35 am about his amazing 'win' speech at the Cats Intelligence Agency HQ. He also reminded everyone about the protracted standing ovations he received. Not done, he followed up with a flutter about the previous …

President Bigly awoke in a foul mood. It was a Monday, all Purrican cats were not yet pledging undying devotion to him, the 'pussyhats' were still in the news, and he was having a bad fur day. After a hasty steak breakfast he held a meeting with top business executives …

It was an unremarkable start to the day for an unremarkable cat. After blasting out a few grudge-holding flutters the first order of the day was a breakfast meeting with leaders of the automobile industry. After giving them a spanking President Bigly dangled two carrots, one was the removal of …

Most cats don't wake up each morning wondering how they can cause maximum chaos, hatred, and divisiveness, but President Bigly was one of the few exceptions. At night he would go to sleep plotting how he could stamp his authority on the citizens of Purrica and the rest of the …

Political commentator Salem Colpurr: "Well he threatened it as part of his election campaign, and now President Bigly has made good his promise with an executive order to build a wall cutting off the USP from its southern neighbour Mogxico. "Stating that the United States of Purrica will get back …

Starting the day off with his favourite pastime President Bigly knocked off a few early hours flutters, including taking the opportunity to call Chelsea Manning an "ungrateful traitor." Strutting into the breakfast room he surveyed the already gathered sycophants with pleasure, all waiting for me because I'm important he thought …

President Bigly preened in front of the bathroom mirror lacquering his fur comb-over, and humming to himself in anticipation of how important he was going to look today when he gave his first speech to Congress. Selecting a blue and white striped collar he felt that it would give the …

In Congress, as the moment approached where President Bigly would make his first speech, there was much speculation whether he would behave himself and read what Pickle had written, or whether he would go off on a disjointed tirade and dig up tired old issues—like voter fraud. With Pious …

Basking in the perceived glory of the previous nights speech to Congress, the Bigly administration decided the best course of action for today was to sit back and try to maximise any popularity points they might have gained. This also meant holding off on the new immigration order planned for …

The morning started off with a new appointee by the administration arriving at his desk on horseback; the USofP Interior Secretary decided to carry out his daily commute on the hoof. As a former Navy SEAL he felt that it was incumbent on him to flaunt his cathood, especially as …

Friday morning did not start any better than Thursday ended. Yesterday the Attorney General finally recused himself from the investigation into Borisland meddling in the 2016 United States of Purrica election. Still maintaining he had done nothing wrong he hoped to deflect attention from the fact that he lied under …

President Bigly woke up Saturday morning at his weekend Power House and immediately reached for his phone. Screetch had provided him with some alternative facts to deflect the Attorney General scandal and he'd spent the night chewing over just how he could implement them. His first flutter at 4:35 …

Waking to find that the press hadn't just rolled over and lapped up what he had tweeted about ex-President Hendrix allegedly tapping Bigly Tower, President Bigly was surprised to find that there were a host of 'cats in the know' who were all refuting the unsubstantiated claim. Several former USofP …

Today was going to be a big day in the Power House. The replacement for Hendrixcare was being unveiled. The new and improved package would withdraw vetcare from millions more Purricans, leaving them uninsured and unable to afford veterinary care—meaning no money no treatment. As soon as the details …