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Yesterday the Housing and Urban Development Secretary likened the historical slaves to immigrants. The slaves, who were brought to Purrica against their will and in appalling conditions in slave ships, were property of the Purrican new world order. Immigrants on the other hand make that choice to move to a …

President Bigly was in buoyant mood, dished up with his usual breakfast—upgraded now to include ketchup—was the news that Jhina had granted him 38 new Bigly trademarks. Somewhat surprising is that Jhina actually granted them after the complete caning they'd received at the hands of campaign Bigly. Business …

The politician who was the co-orchestrator of the United Catdom's vote to leave the Europurrean Union stated today that he and President Bigly have a lot in common as "… probably the two most vilified cats in the West." Trying—unsuccessfully—to land a position in the Bigly administration Homer was …

Today the USofP Littertray Security chief was meeting with Beaverland officials in the country's capital, Pussawa. The intention was to talk about asylum seekers illegally crossing into Beaverland because the litter was now greener than in Purrica. The meeting didn't resolve any of the issues as the USofP Littertray Security …

Last night the Power House went into full lockdown mode after a sightseer gained entrance to the grounds. Defeating the security measures and armed personnel he was eventually apprehended when it became apparent that he wasn't going to be a threat. President Bigly told the Secret Service they'd done a …

The morning did not start well for President Bigly when he was roused from a post-flutter nap to the sound of Princess screeching "Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! They're making fun of me!" as she launched herself onto his bed. "Now, now, my sweet, what's this all about?" he asked the First …

Today the USofP border crossing guards scored a major win against terrorists trying to cross the border from Beaverland into Purrica. A group of ruthless church volunteers were denied entry. These dangerous individuals had been endeavouring to offer their volunteer services to help clean up neighbourhoods that had been devastated …

The Power House spent much of today trying to downplay the alleged wiretapping scandal after it had become patently obvious it was just a figment of President Bigly's imagination after a bad dream. Doogie was busy backpedalling and stating that it was not meant literally but a more broad generalisation …

President Bigly was not a happy cat when he found out that his 2005 tax return had been leaked to a journalist—or so he wanted everyone to believe. Was this another attempt to draw attention away from other failing Power House administration issues? Quite possibly. The journalist receiving the …

President Bigly spent extra time this morning on his ablutions, making sure that he double-laquered his fur combover to keep it in place and also his whiskers to keep them erect. Pickle strolled into the littertray room with his paws full of tablets, "Here you go big cat," he said …

Or as it rapidly became apparent, the rich getting richer, the poor getting poorer, and the military getting stronger. Included in the budget was a $54 billion increase to the military, and to pay for this, a $54 billion cut to foreign aid and domestic agencies. Next the president struck …

The fallout from yesterdays "Purrica First" budget wasn't just Democat led, Repurricans were also horrified by the cruel spiteful cuts to vital services for Purricans—mostly the lower income ones who voted Bigly in, and all in a bid to ensure the president had the biggest... arsenal. Political commentator Salem …

Driller, still on his Tailsia tour, spent today in Jhina and didn't elaborate further on his comments yesterday about the USofP possibly launching a pre-emptive strike against North Urea, who are doggedly pursuing their dream of having nuclear missiles that can reach the USofP. With the USofP deploying their Terminal …

Last night a rather stupid cat drove up to a Power House checkpoint and claimed he had a bomb. As it was the second security incident of the day, the first was someone jumping over the bike rack into a buffer zone, the security around the Power House had already …

Back in the Power House, after his weekend at Bar-a-Loco, President Bigly was greeted with the news that Furbes Magazine had released their annual world's richest cats list. Top of the list for the fourth year in a row was the computer mogul who, although he had insinuated his poor …

The Power House was in its usual state of turmoil this morning. President Bigly was chewing his way through his steak and ketchup breakfast, Pickle was having a hair of the dog, Doogie was waiting at the breakfast table for a few scraps, Screetch was glaring at Princess with undisguised …

In the last few weeks President Bigly has been somewhat quiet over his insistence that there were millions of illegal voters in the November election—all of them Democats. But interestingly today a Repurrican ex-party chairman was in court for exactly that—voter fraud. Not only did he vote, but …

Grudgingly the president finally sent out a tweet of condolence last night saying he'd talked to the UC Prime Minister Boots about the Londinium terror attack. While the rest of the world was saddened by the horrific attack in the United Catdom's capital, the best the Power House could do …

Despite the presidents threats there was no option but to pull BiglyDon'tCare from the rescheduled vote this afternoon. Even with the president's ultimatum to pass the vote or be stuck with Hendrixcare, there were still not enough Repurrican votes to push the vetcare overhaul through. Bunion delivered the bad news …

The morning started with President Bigly in a thunderous mood. The media and majority of Purricans were absolutely revelling in the fact that the bill for BiglyDon'tCare was pulled—due to lack of Repurrican support—and they were going to rub it in big time. "Fake news!" he bellowed at …